Common Sense

As a mother, I quickly realized that common sense is not really all that common. It is something that is taught (painfully at times), and things that may seem obvious to a grown up can be a true realization for a kid. 

I have compiled a short list of "Things that I have said that I never thought I would have to say." Please feel free to add your own to the comments (I'd like to feel like I'm not alone and completely crazy!).

*Don't put the cat in your mouth.

*Don't put lettuce on your head.

*Don't put toys in your nose.

*Yes, you have to wear clothes to the store.

*Ketchup and ice cream don't taste good together. 

*Don't put trash in the garbage disposal! Yes, I know it's called a "garbage disposal" but you can't put trash in it! Don't argue!